Pretty goth chick: Do you think if i call him up and ask him to come over and watch porn and fuck, he'll come?
Goth-chick's gay friend: Probably. But only if you call after 10. It's 6. Wait until dark.
Pretty goth chick: Yeah, you're right.
-Overheard at Starbucks on Sunset.
Tuesday, May 1, 2007
Monday, April 23, 2007
Hold the guacamole!
Loud 30-year-old: "I will be somebody's cum bucket but I won't be anybody's cum dumpster!"
-El Chollo, Santa Monica
-El Chollo, Santa Monica
Sunday, April 15, 2007
Except when you get gingivitis of the pussy
Acne-ridden not-so-attractive concertgoer: Girl sex is better than sex sex.
-overheard at the Alternative Press tour at the Avalon in Hollywood
-overheard at the Alternative Press tour at the Avalon in Hollywood
What is smog, exactly?
Guy: If you live in Riverside, you can, like, get cancer from the air.
Girl: I know, it's, like, so depressing!
-Jessica, heard in a classroom
Girl: I know, it's, like, so depressing!
-Jessica, heard in a classroom
Thursday, April 12, 2007
What if you see a burning bush?
DMT vet: When you see the yeti in the forest, you have to take the Buddhist approach and ask him: Why are you here? And what do you have to teach me?
Friday, March 30, 2007
Well-Coiffed, Too
Guy: (referring to the fire in the Hollywood Hills) They've really got some fertile bush up there.
-USC
-USC
Wednesday, March 28, 2007
Hold the Hot Buns
35-year-old wearing an "I'm A Pepper" t-shirt: " I think my milk has a hole in it. Oh, that's good junk."
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