Tuesday, May 1, 2007

And try not to terrorize the blind woman.

Pretty goth chick: Do you think if i call him up and ask him to come over and watch porn and fuck, he'll come?
Goth-chick's gay friend: Probably. But only if you call after 10. It's 6. Wait until dark.
Pretty goth chick: Yeah, you're right.

-Overheard at Starbucks on Sunset.